Friend, either you’re closing your eyes To a situation you do not wish to acknowledgeOr you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicatedBy the presence of a pool table in your community . Well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here, I say, trouble right here in River City. Why sure I’m a billiard player,Certainly mighty proud I say I’m always mighty proud to say it. I consider that the hours I spend With a cue in my hand are golden. Help you cultivate horse senseAnd a cool head and a keen eye. J’ever take and try to giveAn iron-clad leave to yourself From a three-reail billiard shot?But just as I say, It takes judgement, brains, and maturity to scoreIn any balkline game, I say that any boob kin takeAnd shove a ball in a pocket. And they call that sloth.
Friend, either you’re closing your eyes To a situation you do not wish to acknowledgeOr you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicatedBy the presence of a pool table in your community . Well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here, I say, trouble right here in River City. Why sure I’m a billiard player,Certainly mighty proud I say I’m always mighty proud to say it. I consider that the hours I spend With a cue in my hand are golden. Help you cultivate horse senseAnd a cool head and a keen eye. J’ever take and try to giveAn iron-clad leave to yourself From a three-reail billiard shot?But just as I say, It takes judgement, brains, and maturity to scoreIn any balkline game, I say that any boob kin takeAnd shove a ball in a pocket. And they call that sloth.