Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 07, 2019

“Excuse me, but I’m a woman”!

They were preparing for the impending visit of the Emperor Penguin.

Waddle be next?

Percy Penquin: “You look like you’re wearing a tuxedo.”

Perry Penquin: “How do you know I’m not?”

Guess they all must use Linux.

Da more you train, diverse it gets.

I’m thinking they’re covered…

Everyone wearing a tux on the left, everyone else on the right.

Dang! Still can’t tell ’em apart.

“You seem a little sad.” “Yeah, she left me for someone better-looking.”

“I gotta be me . . . "

Who did the memorable cartoon where two penguins are looking at each other, and one says, “Just between you and me, I can’t tell one d**n penguin from another!”

You were called here because they found your college yearbook.

About 1 hour ago Mudd said,

I have ‘Tux’ the Linux mascot on my laptop. Yes he is a penguin. Peace.

“Hard”? No. Impossible.

They can diversify their songs, anyway.

“Mumble, how can you be more diverse?”