Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 12, 2019

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    saje49  over 5 years ago

    Pillage? Is that the new term for a retirement community?

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    Superfrog  over 5 years ago

    At least the pill containers are child proof. That makes it a worthwhile challenge.

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    Haha! “Pill-age”.

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    Neither does “loo-t”, I’d wager!

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    Arianne  over 5 years ago

    … And sacking a village is just a drag.

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    Arianne  over 5 years ago

    I love this! So funny! It’s definitely going into our vernacular!

    Kudos!

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    Plumbob Wilson  over 5 years ago

    This one’s going on the fridge.

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    VTX1800F  over 5 years ago

    the word “COOL” has 2 meanings… 60 years ago.. and still today..

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Thank goodness for PILLage, back in the day there was NILage

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    You know you are getting old when you need a quart of water to take your morning pills.

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    My mom only takes one prescription pill a day. She’s 87.

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    cdward  over 5 years ago

    Pillage … Pill Age. I am reaching the age of pills as well.

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    joefearsnothing  over 5 years ago

    Wow….this strikes close to home! ;o[

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    otforever  over 5 years ago

    After the pill-age, he hits the sackage.

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    Old Asdirt  over 5 years ago

    Yea, but how do you open this thing?

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Ask your doctor if Sackitol is right for you.”

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    ckeagy  over 5 years ago

    This is too funny. And yet, so true. :)

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    Madzdad the bard  over 5 years ago

    Remember, pillage before burn, BEFORE!

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    And you know you’re getting up there age-wise when, filling out forms or applications, you assume “Sex” is a gender question and not an offer.

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    contralto2b  over 5 years ago

    These are some of the best comments I have seen recently! Thank you all for the laughs. :o)

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    I guess I’m an old Viking then, I doing a lot of pillaging.

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    RobinHood  over 5 years ago

    Now let’s go open some SPAM

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Neither does laying waste.

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 5 years ago

    It’s in Fl!….it’s called The Pillages

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    Charlie Tuba  over 5 years ago

    My pillage consists of Xyzal, alorvastatin (generic Lipitor), calcium, vitamin D and a multivitamin.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 5 years ago

    No raping unless they take their Viagra.

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