Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 17, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Opticians never pass away, they just dilate.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Ooof!

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    This is a truth: If you’re near sighted, when your glasses help you see more clearly, they also make the world seem smaller. You can check this for yourself: Pick some object near the outside of your field of view, and then slip your glasses off and back on. See that jump?

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    SHIVA  almost 5 years ago

    By the looks of things, not a business you’d want to patronize!!!

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    Zev   almost 5 years ago

    I think he’s just magnifying the situation.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 5 years ago

    “Do I look clearer this way? Or this way?”

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    Chief Inspector   almost 5 years ago

    I was going to be an optician but during my interview, I fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of myself.

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    Objects in window are closer than they appear.

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    I can’t read that top line.

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    We had an Optometrist living in the condo above us. His name was Seymour.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Can you see me now?

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    cdnalor  almost 5 years ago

    If he’s on the sunny side of the street, he’d better have a working smoke detector.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Your new lenses make my bottom look big.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    I put one of those windows in front of my 17" trinitron and got Big Screen TV

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Giving him the glad hand.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    There’s gotta be a potential joke in here about male endowment.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Can you see me?

    Which is better (1) in the doorway or (2) through the window?

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