Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 19, 2019

At least they left Santa sone Hostas Cupcakes.

And leave “deposits” as reminders!

“No, I don’t want no shrubs, a shrub is a plant that can’t get no love from me…”

Every ruminant seems to love Hostas. I think it’s the size of the leaves, though they like the flowers too.

PS: So do gastropods.

Eat the hostess?!? I may not be a cultured man, but I’m pretty sure that sort of behavior is disallowed.

[Scene from Caddyshack in which the Judge tells Carl (Bill Murray), the assistant greenskeeper, to kill all the gophers] Carl: Well, your judgeship, I’m no man of the law, but if I kill all the golfers they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key.

TIL that there are plants called hostas.

Hostas are “deer candy” around here.

I hear that it gives them gas…

But the hostas are covered in snow and dead?

Is that household on the naughty list?

I never saw hostas on the roof…..LOL

What a hostal response.

Way to late for that, Santa. The Hosts are all died back for the winter. Have the “boys” much on the Arborvitae, instead.

Don’t munch on the moldy walnuts.

What is a hosta?

I know from experience, unfortunately, deer love Hostas.

Hosta la vista.

Oh deer!

Actually, if you hurt your back pulling them out, it’s hosta lumbago.

Looks like they’ve got a hostas situation.

This comic is all over FB in all the daylily and hosta groups.

Or, in my case, their rhododendrons!

They’ve chimneys like that in Asia? Because that’s where hostas are most commonly found.