Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 20, 2020

My avatar already barks at animals on TV, crazy thing.

Might want to do it now. There won’t be anything left if you wait until next year.

Our dog used to lean out the side window of the car. After my folks paid to have his eye repaired, we didn’t let him do that. He was SO SAD that eventually they got him goggles. That worked really pretty well!

Did you expect only ‘virtual calamity’, ma’am?

Well, “room full of vacuum cleaners” would just be cruel.

Is she chasing the squirrels or squirrels chasing her

I had a rat terrier, Kirby, who attacked the Taco Bell dog every time he came on screen. You’d hear Kirby barking, followed by the clack of his teeth against the television screen.

It is wise to do some thinking before you buy someone a gift.

With a little imagination, she resembles Doug from Up.

Be glad you didn’t get the one with five amorous male dogs.

Don’t let those squirrels go out the window… Keep it closed

I think you need a virtual pet. The other option is to get off your asses and take the dog for a walk.

I got my male dog one with a room full of legs so it would leave mine alone.

What were you thinking!

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