Greeks had no problem getting an overall tan. The original Olympic games we conducted with naked athletes. History records Archimedes running through the streets of Syracuse dripping wet and naked shouting “Eureka!” The local inhabitants looked at him not because he was naked but more like, “Well, there he goes again!”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 4 years ago
Likely a big social status thing in Athens at the time.
meg_grif about 4 years ago
Are their names all Bruce?
awgiedawgie Premium Member about 4 years ago
That’s easy. Just spend about three weeks indoors.
TexTech about 4 years ago
I am forced to ask that ultimate philosophical question, “Why?”
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 4 years ago
An Ancient Greek ad for “Coppertone” sun tan lotion.
Lady loves a joke about 4 years ago
The start of the bronze age..
Zev about 4 years ago
You can always dress left and even things up.
dflak about 4 years ago
Greeks had no problem getting an overall tan. The original Olympic games we conducted with naked athletes. History records Archimedes running through the streets of Syracuse dripping wet and naked shouting “Eureka!” The local inhabitants looked at him not because he was naked but more like, “Well, there he goes again!”
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
His idea is half baked…
J Short about 4 years ago
First known wearing of boxer shorts.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 4 years ago
The question is: Is the torso half-tanned, or half-pale?
Rev Phnk Ey about 4 years ago
If you wear your toga over the right shoulder does that mean you bat from the other side of the plate?
the lost wizard about 4 years ago
Have you given a lot of thought to this?
stamps about 4 years ago
Whitey-tighties limited edition.
RobinHood about 4 years ago
No left-handed philosophers then?
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
Get dressed or go Homer.
Cactus-Pete about 4 years ago
How do you get rid of a tan by wearing less?
C wolfe about 4 years ago
Hey Bruce, sing the philosophers song.
syzygy47 about 4 years ago
I guess to cure the eventual pandemic mask tan line would require masking up like the Princess Bride’s Dread Pirate Roberts.