Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 23, 2021

“But I’ve always wanted to turn it into a houseboat!”

Like turtles that pass in the night. And the day and the night and the day after…

Turtle and Tortoise. Them is different.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but this is really sweet.

And I always thought opposites attract!

They think they’ve got image problems but consider the dodo bird . Evidently it could not get a date, and the platypus is on shaky ground.

“You are destined to live on Land. I’m destined for a life in the Sea.”

“How about I meet you here again same time next year. I’m planning to return to deposit some eggs in the sand.”

“They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning….”

This is a hard core decision

Still, we’ll always have low tide.

He’s got the fins on the wrong feet.. would work better on the hind!

Not wanting a lifelong commitment, just a little romance on the beach will do.

This is a shell game.

“Thank you for the giant sea tortoise.”

Awwwww!!

Just put flippers on each of your legs backwards and you’ll fit right in.

“Your shell or mine?”

“Heck, I’m losing oxygen right now!”