Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 30, 2021

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    Asharah  over 3 years ago

    Okay, you get double the timeout.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    NOT a good parental option. As I’m sure we all know.

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    wiatr  over 3 years ago

    “Um, No.”

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    Suggesting that the previous tantrum proved unrewarding. This kid’s just short of a Pulitzer Prize.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    You’ve got to be kidding me? Go to your room!

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    i_am_the_jam  over 3 years ago

    I once saw a 30-year-old throw a tantrum that my then-4-year-old niece would have been jealous of.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 3 years ago

    Politicians, amirite

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    xSigoff Premium Member over 3 years ago

    There are videos out there that show a kid throwing a tantrum, crying, etc., who the smart parents leave on the floor and leave the room. Immediately the kid gets up follows them to the next room, falls down on that floor with the next portion of the tantrum, kid sees they are not paying attention and moving to the next room, etc.

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    jel354  over 3 years ago

    Without dialogue, I thought it was a lame attempt at planking.

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    hooglah  over 3 years ago

    How about a swift kick in the ass if you don’t get up.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    How about another time-out?

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    How about a belt applied to the seat of your pants 5 or 6 times?

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    FunnyMinnion  over 3 years ago

    You wanted to go to the park BOOM done

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    Jon Schutter  over 3 years ago

    took me a while to read it in a non-Time Travel way

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    Ukko wilko  over 3 years ago

    My kids threw one tantrum apiece – total. The results were negative, the performance never repeated.

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