Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 21, 2021

I kind of like it. He’s not so touchy when he’s like this.

I see you’re pushing all his buttons again.

Don’t be so thin skinned.

If only there was a button to turn off the nagging application, he thinks.

Keep poking him for 30 seconds until someone decides to download the game.

I guess you really press his buttons

He’s got a bolt missing and from what I can tell, a quart low……get him to maintenance pronto.

Must be 10w30 oil in those cups!

I like the Tin Man.

And don’t even get me started on facial recognition!

“Do you find my moves … a bit mechanical?”

I need one of those buttons.

I can imagine how it was when they were children: “Mom – she’s touching me again!” Mother Robot: “For Heaven’s sake – just turn off your touch sensor!”

“Well you keep crashin’ the car!”