Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 01, 2021

For a small upgrade fee of $99,999 a year you can be relocated to ClubFed and have the privilege of room service, golf and saunas like all the other 1-percenters. We’ll even toss in a reduced sentence after 2 years.

Otherwise we will sentence you like all of the others without possibility of a sentence reduction.

Not bluedy likely. You can only get a rich person’s sentence if you start out with a rich person’s lawyer. The lawyers for the indigent are always young and inexperienced. Because EXPERIENCED lawyers never EVER do anything pro bono.

There’s two tiers of justice, and I ain’t in the upper one.

Why does this remind me of extending the warranty on my car!!!!

You get the “justice” you pay for. Very simple.

“If it’s okay with you, judge, I’d rather we just call this whole thing off.”

hell yes I would……

Not guilty then…

Rich people can be found guilty?!

“The law calls for the defendant to spend 6 years in prison for his crimes. But I’m making a ruling of ‘boys will be boys’ instead. We certainly wouldn’t want this son of a rich family having his life ruined because of his own actions.”

Ha! That’s about it with todays SC!

Which equates to non-supervised parole.

Oh yes, this ones on target.

Good one, Dave!!!