Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 15, 2021

Don’t do it! Cheetahs never prosper!

Zeeba is in the “Pearls” comic next door.

That’s cheating! Well, he a cheetah.

Are these supposed to be cheetahs? Their faces look more like hyenas to me.

Wildlive acting “on the hoof”

[nsfl] After the War ended, the tiger population in Vietnam dropped. The tigers had been feasting on the dead people for so long they’d forgotten how to hunt.

Re-search: “Slow, weak zebras near me”

Yeah, just no. Cheetahs and leopards rarely (if ever) hunt anything as heavy as a zebra. Lions, OTOH, very much so.

It only works for zebras with cell phones with GPS… The young ones. Old zebras who never figured out smart phones are safe.

Don’t worry, Z. Just move on to Dilbert and you’ll be fine.

I knew not having to drive around looking for an open restaurant was making me soft.

(((((((((( G. A. S. P. !!!! ))))))))))

It’s much more satisfying to search for that Starbucks than just following directions.

Use Uber.. find a shady tree and wait for delivery. Your species is doomed anyway so enjoy these last years.

Dave’s best one ever!

every bit of progress has its downside

All I’m getting is gnus.

Same problem hoomans have.