If that doesn’t work try the ol’ “Clap On – Clap Off” method.
Spouse has to do that if I’m in the flow and have my headphones on. I mostly the headphones to AVOID the TeeVee.
Motion. Not emotion.
Motion activated? I’ve seen a Stoner before. You could dance on his face and not get a reaction. This is the condition of a lot of guys after a few years of being hitched. When he comes to realize, This Is Now My Life.
If that doesn’t work, turn the TV off (or just change the channel or volume) – if you can get to the remote.
Ah. As a fictional Jurassic Park dino. Tell me, is he able to open doors?
He must have feline ancestry. They can zone out like gangbusters.
I use headphones to listen to music in the evening and that’s when my wife decides to have a conversation.
wait, dads a robot?!
Oy!
Or turn off the TV – he’ll spring into action quickly!
The hubs used to fall asleep when watching a ball game on TV, but the second anyone went to change the channel, he’d yell, “I was watching that!”
like T-Rex??
He’s very life-like.
Only three more football games (that matter) to go!
I double-dog dare you to make a grab for his beer! burp. :)
Everyone needs a good hand waving in front of their face every once in a while.
A scene from “Still Life with Husband.”
Why to cartoonists always pick on middle aged males?
July 17, 2015
Copy-&-Paste over 2 years ago
If that doesn’t work try the ol’ “Clap On – Clap Off” method.
Concretionist over 2 years ago
Spouse has to do that if I’m in the flow and have my headphones on. I mostly the headphones to AVOID the TeeVee.
Imagine over 2 years ago
Motion. Not emotion.
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
Motion activated? I’ve seen a Stoner before. You could dance on his face and not get a reaction. This is the condition of a lot of guys after a few years of being hitched. When he comes to realize, This Is Now My Life.
Doug K over 2 years ago
If that doesn’t work, turn the TV off (or just change the channel or volume) – if you can get to the remote.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ah. As a fictional Jurassic Park dino. Tell me, is he able to open doors?
pathfinder over 2 years ago
He must have feline ancestry. They can zone out like gangbusters.
e.groves over 2 years ago
I use headphones to listen to music in the evening and that’s when my wife decides to have a conversation.
Chris over 2 years ago
wait, dads a robot?!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Oy!
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Or turn off the TV – he’ll spring into action quickly!
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 2 years ago
The hubs used to fall asleep when watching a ball game on TV, but the second anyone went to change the channel, he’d yell, “I was watching that!”
KEA over 2 years ago
like T-Rex??
MRBLUESKY529 over 2 years ago
He’s very life-like.
tee929 over 2 years ago
Only three more football games (that matter) to go!
Impkins Premium Member over 2 years ago
I double-dog dare you to make a grab for his beer! burp. :)
The Orange Mailman over 2 years ago
Everyone needs a good hand waving in front of their face every once in a while.
Stephen Gilberg over 2 years ago
A scene from “Still Life with Husband.”
MCProfessor over 2 years ago
Why to cartoonists always pick on middle aged males?