Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 28, 2022

Chock Full o’ Nuts coffee.

Anyone who remembers the movie Hoodwinked knows that you shouldn’t give coffee to a squirrel.

I think this joke is a little deeper than originally understood…

In French noisette means both hazelnut and caffè macchiato (coffee with just a drop of milk)

This relationship just got a whole lot more expensive. Save yourself. Go back to pigeons and popcorn.

An Acorn Latte? I hope Starbucks doesn’t see this.

Where can me get moncoles that rest over the ear like them that he wearing?

Looks like he went to Starnuts.

Is that Ralph from Reality Check? That explains a Lot!

What a nut!

Hazelnut coffee?

I like acorny joke like this.

Hazelnut or acorn latte?

So the squirrel, at about 5% of the man’s body weight, has the bigger coffee? Guess that explains why they zip around so nervously all the time!

Warning-This product contains caffeine and other nut products.

LOVE THIS! So cute!

Hazelnut Latte

Just what we need; a nervous and jerky sort hopped up on caffeine !

Mmmm… chestnut spice lattes…

Yum, acorn latte.

That poor little fella’s heart is about to run faster than the CERN Supercollider.

that’s just nuts

I would avoid being under this squirrel when it goes back up in the trees. He will be peeing all day.

That is adorable

So… apparently, this is funny because hazelnut is a favorite coffee flavor. Is that correct?

Does that explain why they run around so much?

Squirrel: I’m just having a hazel nut acorn latte.