Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 07, 2022

Apps that don’t let me remap the hot keys get replaced by ones that do.

Think that’s hard? Hold down the command+option+P+R keys for a minimum of 20 seconds. (Resets the NVRAM on a Mac.)

I won’t play Twister, period. You find yourself smelling more than you want from other players!!!

Time to read a book

This joke probably kills at gamer gatherings.

Today’s Shoe is about Speedbump.

Twister was almost banned from the Sear’s catalog

Wait until they have to reboot.

If I get a hand free I’m gonna’ flip a special character to you.

I can only type with one hand, so I can’t use most of these…

The very definition of Bad Faith. Probably invented by Jean-Paul Sartre himself.

Fricken IOS. I never succumbed to the lure of Appledom.

I am going to cmd/ctrl/shift/4 this cartoon.

Ah, Twister®️, the game that believed it was socially acceptable to have your face in another person’s “business”.

It’s not the social distancing edition.

Ctrl-alt-del is always a challenge with one hand.

You should try naked twister, but only with people you really like … …

No thanks, my knees are already twisted enough as it is.