Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 28, 2022

Well of course!

Apt description of a cat

Well THAT is a recipe for family conflict.

Deprived of what. A little innocent French Gra’bass.

Some cats are only satisfied with a Win-Lose outcome.

As long as Jaguar gets her 5-6 cubes of, 12 month matured, West-Country Cheddar, she doesn’t care who else shares with her…

And how does Poochie feel about that?

Must have been a wife in a previous life.

cat and dog both get a treat

The most concise expression of the Republican creedo I ever heard

Revenge is his….

She’d give the cat a laxative treat but it would make such a mess…

Paraphrasing Gore Vidal’s “It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.”

Yep! Cats are jerks.

Love cats, but cat butt and feet on the kitchen counter…no.

It’s not so important that you succeed, but that your friends fail.

When I give the dogs a treat for being good, the cats demand one for no appreciable reasons. Cats.