Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 31, 2022

Oh come on daddy. This is way more fun.

Siri gave me bad directions once. I yelled at Siri “Hey Siri, You are wrong!” For ten minutes I could not get her attention. Like we were married or something….

After missing three consecutive turn instructions, with the requisite ‘recalculating’ cyclone. My Garmin put me into a loop of right turns until I ran out of gas.

Whenever I pull out of a rest area, my GPS gives me instructions like “Drive 26 miles.”

That’s it! I feel like talking back, “Any specific direction?”

By the way, I’ve named my GPS LINDA – Location Identification Navigational Directional Assistant. LINDA is about 15 years old. I’ve replaced its battery and memory card and update it about 3 times a year (got my money’s worth out of the lifetime map subscription). However, it takes about 5 minutes to “boot up.” It’s a good thing I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Oh, I thought it was commentary on the A/C.

When we went to France 10 years ago, we rented a GPS unit to go with the car. After it kept trying to send us down one-way streets in the wrong direction, we shut it off and bought maps.

Silexa shows a sense of humor.

I’ll map out and write down instructions to a destination rather than listen to the annoying garble the whole time!

How can you go from Hot to Freezing in a matter of seconds when driving?

Ministers GPS on getting to Heaven…