Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 15, 2022

You know i can’t read.

Love the expression on the two dogs peering over the fence!

Hey man, it was one thing to have the dog take you for a walk while you held onto his leash … but this … is on you.

Okay. That’s what I thought it meant too.

YOU try to drive without opposable thumbs!

LOL!

The way some people drive around here, I think they send their dog to take the driver’s test for them.

One thing I am convinced of is that local schools do not let their children use coloring books. Nobody seems to be able to stay inside the lines. My favorite expression is, “One lane per customer, please.”

This may get his licence revoked.

Don’t let pooch drive a tank.

No more driving to the park and play…

“Last night, at a press conference, the City Council reminded everyone that the Dog Park is there for our community enjoyment and use, and so it is important that no one enter, look at, or think about the Dog Park.

They are adding a new advanced camera system to keep an eye on the great black walls of the Dog Park at all times, and if anyone is caught trying to enter it, they will be forced to enter it, and will never be heard from again.

If you see hooded figures in the Dog Park, no you didn’t. The hooded figures are perfectly safe, and should not be approached at any costs."

- Night Vale Community Radio

I told mine to always back in when parking. That way he can use the rear cameras.

Hey! At least he’s trying. Not many dogs will even offer to drive! ;p

Shades of Toonces!!

“Spare the leash and spoil the car”