Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 09, 2023

How about “Downward Dog”!

Doggone it!

Now chase your tail.

Be sure to do this on an absorbent mat.

Check for polyps while you’re down there.

A physical therapist had me get on all fours, then alternate lifting my right leg then my left leg. It was an exercise for bladder control

Go see a cat.

Yes, it is the only one, now get to licking.

Head lower!

It can be therapeutic if you are supple enough and long enough.

He’s groin tired of this position.

AFTER,you master this, we’ll move on to carpet scooting.

Ole and Sven are walking down the street. Ole sees a dog licking itself and says “Boy I wish I could do that.” Sven responds, “If you pet him really nice, he might let you.”