Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 31, 2024

Maybe just use all capitals.

We wouldn’t want people to think that now, would we.

Don’t kill! This means thou!

“What about all those “Thou Shalt Nots”? Am I being too passive-aggressive?”

No, it’s the parts where everyone has to kowtow to you.

Temper, temper!

Burning that bush contributed to global warning.

Remembering an old Mel Brooks bit with Moses coming down from the mountain with 3 stone tablets, and says, “Behold these 15 Commandments from God …” at which point he drops 1 of them and it shatters, “… these 10 Commandments from God …”

“I give you these 15… CRASH… er, 10 commandments!”

Editorial eventually got all ten weeded down to ’Don’t do it!’

Thou shalt not edit my commandments!!!!

Well, especially insincere.

Proofreading the 10 commandments.

Mel Brooks showed there was 15 commandments but Moses dropped one slate and broke it. Didn’t Mel tell the truth?

Maybe a few emojis instead.

Regardless of the punctuation, they won’t obey it…

“Take these two tablets and call me in the morning”

Seems a shame to waste them though because they are easiest characters to chisel.

Moses of IT: the first guy to ever download data from the cloud to a tablet.

The bible is full of asinine stories.

What font did he use? :)

So the 10 commandments was a twitter posting? :P