Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 08, 2024

Time for a closed casket.

It’s hard to take a selfie when you’re coffin.

Geeze. I guess the Presidential race is starting to color my every thought. Because I immediately pictured one of the candidates crammed into that coffin, ready to be buried with the only one he ever loved.

My, how selfish!

Yes, at first, I thought the corpse was holding a putter. In my Dad’s case, it wouldn’t have surprise me!!

Died young.

List of selfie-related injuries and deaths

Check Wikipedia with that exact title.

Actually, there have been numerous fatal missteps trying to take selfies. Tragic.

My wife’s closet has the ashes of many of the dogs we have owned. I had a favorite, and she claims that she will put his ashes in with mine.

Some of the ashes belongs to a beagle named Judy. We “inherited” Judy from a woman who had cancer and suspected that the dog would outlive her. When the dog passed on, we went to the church and with the concurrence of the church and the woman’s family, put some of the dog’s ashes in her niche.

he wouldn’t be dead if he looked where he was going

At first glance I thought it was a putter he was holding. Shoulda known it would be a phone.

That’s his narcissi"stick".

Unusual pose for rigor mortis.

Taking a selfie for posterity.

If they bury him with his phone, and she receives a call, will she answer?

“A tisket, a tasket, a brown and yellow casket…”