Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 25, 2024

Five second rule?

I hope Bob still has two…

Klutzy surgeons, then, seem to be self-canceling problem.

Five second rule applies.

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Bob.

Can only do that once.

Better lift your game, Bob. We’re doing heart transplants next week.

Butterfingers

Why does the patient have a pie plate on his face???!!!

I didn’t realize that was a thing.

Is he a universal donor?

Why do they have the patient draped for gut surgery? Kidneys are at the side and rear below the ribs.

Your kidneying!

Good rule.

5 second rule, pick it up and pop it in there.

Five second rule applies here!

Oh, kidney beans.

Donation kidney: slippery when stinky.

He ain’t kidney’s serious.

What about the three-second rule?

Maybe he’s stoned. :)

I’d better say 5 second rule. It doesn’t look like enough comments above did. :)

Ooops !

AND you OWN the mini-thin!!

He won’t make that mistake twice! OK, he won’t make it 3 times…

What, no five second rule!?

Use that one for today’s luch special: transplant kidney pie.

Um, first a type and cross match?

Oops!