Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 01, 2024

It stems from his potting mouth.

You need to put a dressing on that salad.

Another ‘woke’ individual going green.

If you can have a cauliflower nose, why NOT a face plant?

It’s taking over his brain. He’ll be climbing the highest tree to sunlight soon.

Dᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ: How’s your garden this year?

Fʀᴇᴅ: Great – Ⅰ’m up to my eyeball in kale!

“I am going to prescribe a hedge trimmer once a week until this clears up”.

Refer to dermatology.

Well, maybe he did.

I would leaf it alone.

Or a horticulturist

He could use a little defacing.

“I’vy always loved you.”

I wish my plant looked as healthy.

Never kiss Poison Ivy on the lips when she has a cold sore!

So you’re not a fauna your flora?

Dᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ: So Jack, you ate some strange beans – eh?

That leaves nothing to the imagination.

In the fall, he should lose the leaves. Then he won’t get any ear worms.

“Have you been using fertilizer as nasal spray, again?”

Ⅰ didn’t like it at first⠄⠄⠄

but it’s beginniing to grow on me

Hey, you’re a body snatcher right ! ;-)

There’s that queen-sized exam table again!

SEE! I WAS RIGHT! That’s what happens when you swallow watermelon seeds!!

A young man who found it a disgrace

To have leaves growing out of his face

He went to the doc

Who got quite a shock

Saying “never before have I seen such a case”.