Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 15, 2024

My adult daughter insisted I stop wearing my purple running shorts. They’d faded to pink and were short like you see at a track meet. They were old and by that time too small, so I did get rid of them soon thereafter, but not because of her.

Lose the plum smugglers mate, unless you’re in France, it’s actually required there, at some beaches and public swimming areas.

One of my pet peeves: the hypocrisy of women, complaining that “speedos” “show everything” yet they prance around in something way skimpier. And demand that we wear those gawsh awful baggy suits that slow you down in the water and take forever to dry.

Much as your kids would die of embarrassment if they every saw it.

I think it would be better if hairy old men wear shorts and tank tops in beaches, sorry people don’t want to see hairy back and overweight hairy belly and legs.

Better set Blurr to 10.

Just checked in to see what condition my condition was in.

Every time I try to send any selfie, I get a ‘404 ERROR’. The guy at my service provider says the solution is ‘headshots’… from the back.

That should happen more often to a lot of people.

There is a god afterall.

Electronics can be persnickety.

I’m sure the kids would be used to it by now.

The world would probably be better off if phones would die of embarrassment. Finally, something valuable that AI could do.

Well, there AI to make adjustments….

LOL!

as well it should

Speedo Bump.

Just the phone??? ;-)

hmm… mus’ be the speedo… ya think??

Is there a screen icon for that? A skull and crossbones, perhaps?

Well, mum actually looks pretty lovely in her nice suit. Don’t know what they are complaining about.

Smart phone!

Don’t turn around. Darn close to im-bare-ass-ment.