Strange Brew by John Deering for March 07, 2019

This turtle knows that it’s not a time to stick your neck out!

Just wave something tasty out in front of him. His snapping instinct will kick in before he has a chance to think about why he should ignore it.

What happened for him to get to this place. Did he lose a race to the rabbit?

That poor executioner, all he was trying to do is get ahead!

Are you a turtle?

Maybe not the best method. Try hanging? How about drawn and quartered?

Gimme shelter. He has a shelter fall out.

There can be only one!

Don’t humans kill enough of these guys without them doing it themselves?

Waiting on a call from the Governor.

I hear he ran a shell game

Put him on a busy road and tell him to try and crawl to the other side.

Move him ahead a bit… turtle in the half shell.. tasty

“I stick my neck out for no one.”

Richard Blaine

“I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!” —from the first TMNT movie

Light he’s tail on fire.