Strange Brew by John Deering for December 28, 2019

Omnivores do taste funny.

Me: “Do you serve vegetarians here?”

Maitre’d: “Why yes, sir: boiled, baked or fried!”

If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they keep eating their food.

Good thing I packed the beef jerky.

I hope I taste like broccoli. I agree with Bush, Sr. there is nothing one can do to broccoli to make it fit for human consumption. I have tried it prepared in every imaginable fashion. I still try it every now and then and it still tastes as bad as it did when I was six years old.

I actually like spinach and carrots. Most other vegetables, I tolerate.

I wouldn’t make that statement until you’ve tasted a vegetarian……may be too much fiber for you…..

Trying to lose weight.

Excuse me, can you tell which jungle has the gluten free vegetarians?

Does that make you a quasi-vegetarian?

That’ll cost someone an arm and a leek.

Gluten free.

I, too, only eat vegetarians.