Sneaking out with condiments on? Danger sign.
To make my bun more attractive.
You could wait until later to put your condom-ent on.
He must relish the thoughts of the evening.
Like wearing makeup to bed.
He has learned to relish a little time alone.
Remember, safe sex. Always use a condiment.
Gonna be some “hot-dogging” done tonight, fershure !!
She’s either got to leave him, or learn to roll with it.
He’s got hungry and raided the frig!
Uh-oh…now he’s in a pickle.
What do you mean, dear? It’s almost ate.
He doesn’t want any little wieners?
Don’t be such a weenie Ethel, go back to sleep!
That guy is too old to cut the mustard.
So putting on a bun wasn’t suspicious enough?
Yeah Frank, go no furter dressed like that.
Pardon me. Have you any Grey Poupon?
There you go grilling me again.
Busted!
Bean me up, Scotty.
Mustard we go through this every night?
You’d better ketchup with him.
Frank’s off to paint the town ketchup!
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Prescott_Philosopher over 3 years ago
Sneaking out with condiments on? Danger sign.
Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago
To make my bun more attractive.
Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago
You could wait until later to put your condom-ent on.
Qiset over 3 years ago
He must relish the thoughts of the evening.
dcandmx over 3 years ago
Like wearing makeup to bed.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
He has learned to relish a little time alone.
dflak over 3 years ago
Remember, safe sex. Always use a condiment.
unca jim over 3 years ago
Gonna be some “hot-dogging” done tonight, fershure !!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
She’s either got to leave him, or learn to roll with it.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
He’s got hungry and raided the frig!
rugeirn over 3 years ago
Uh-oh…now he’s in a pickle.
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
What do you mean, dear? It’s almost ate.
flemmingo over 3 years ago
He doesn’t want any little wieners?
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Don’t be such a weenie Ethel, go back to sleep!
MichaelHelwig over 3 years ago
That guy is too old to cut the mustard.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
So putting on a bun wasn’t suspicious enough?
rm8ty over 3 years ago
Yeah Frank, go no furter dressed like that.
posstockhoarder over 3 years ago
Pardon me. Have you any Grey Poupon?
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
There you go grilling me again.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago
Busted!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
Bean me up, Scotty.
Daeder over 3 years ago
Mustard we go through this every night?
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
You’d better ketchup with him.
ktrabbit33 over 3 years ago
Frank’s off to paint the town ketchup!