Strange Brew by John Deering for October 08, 2021

He prescribes Ivermectin.

They only ask 5 doctors in all.

Do any of his patients live?

I always thought it was Dr. House.

Isn’t the name Dr. MD L Finger?

Maybe they just haven’t bribed him enough?

Isn’t he the famous negativity researcher?

Minority Report.

“Four out of five doctors believe that out of five doctors, one doctor will always disagree with the other four!”

with apologies to Colin Mochrie

And he likes Lucky Strikes better than Camels.

Oy!

You know what you call the guy who graduated at the absolute bottom of his med school class? Doctor

Wasn’t it “Four out of five dentists recommend sugarless gum to their patients who chew gum”? My dentist said he was the fifth one.

And if that is a patient of his going in for heart surgery Who was discouraged by him from taking an aspirin a day; I think he should have his license suspended

I need him to be my doctor.

“I’m not a real doctor, but I play one in a comic strip.”

As for smoking, last night I saw on Netflix an episode touting the benefits of vaping over smoking (you still get the nicotine, but none of those myriad other chemicals: tar, methanol, carbon monoxide, etc). The thrust of the program was the crisis of vaping nicotine among teens.