Strange Brew by John Deering for September 21, 2023

Cannibalism. He ate his brother.

OooooGhosts

Ghosts have to put up with a lot of sheet.

I’m guessing he ate a lot.

Lived in a college dorm.

Said he was 6’3" and weighed 215lbs.

It’s my leg. It’s ten times the size of the other one. Dangit.

https://www.gocomics.Com/peanuts/1953/10/31

Twin XL is extra long though… still a good joke

The ghostess with the mostest. Extra ectoplasm for a relaxed fit.

It is a fitted sheet, too.

Could be worse. It’s not one of those terrible fitted sheets that never look right.