Strange Brew by John Deering for March 09, 2024

That pot holds a LOT or was it multiple pots?

The pot is a " Decanter of endless coffee".

Pour me a other cup of coffee, for it is the best in the land…

Is the waitress named Jeannie?

He’d also like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee and wheat toast

A rerun but still funny

I hate that “Hon” bit.

Nothing to worry about. It’s good to the last drop!

When I traveled from New York City to Southern Georgia for my first military assignment. I knew I had passed the Mason Dixon line when my name became “Sugar” or “Hon.”

Waitresses in south Baltimore always called us “hon”.

She’s receiving a flood of complaints.

Left quite a disaster in it’s wake.

A Strange Brew indeed!

I went into a local restaurant around 10 p.m.. There was a “zombie” waitress in Goth makeup. Even though I repeatedly told her not to refill my coffee cup, she did it three times. It was pretty obvious the only way to stop it would be to put my hand over the cup and probably get burned in the process.

Well, bless her heart.

What a hot mess!

Now that’s really funny!

I’ve seen this gag before. Either it’s a rerun deceptively re-dated, or somebody beat John to it.

that’s not Mitch McConnell by any chance…(oh man…that wasn’t very nice!)

♪ tell me, how bad’s the coffee, how good’s the pie…?