Strange Brew by John Deering for March 19, 2024

If you boys need to get across the border, I have a truck. It’ll be $5,000 each. $6,000 if you need to breath.

Reminds me of the episode of Alf where he was almost deported for being an Illegal Alien

It depends on the worms.

Depends on how red your neck is.

Got anything to declare?

Possibly.

No, just a good turbo charger.

No, but you do get to declare — A LOT! — when the Wormhole Security Agents do their pat-down check on you.

This guys a real freak, isn’t he?

Depends on who’s on the other end.

that’s why they don’t communicate with us

Nope. I do it all the time. Although fishing is a little slow during winter.

He’ll be easy to probe once he’s passed out.

Not if you’re a robin.

Yes.

“Why not find out for yourself? Here is a free ticket so you can immigrant to Aldebaran IV. Do not be alarmed that the ticket looks like a martini olive. Be ready for pickup at midnight down by the Interstate.”

Do you need a passport to go through a wormhole?

…Asking for a friend.

No, I don’t have any outstanding warrants. What a silly thing to ask.

could a sworn the hat was gonna say maga…(sorry… couldn’t resist! Lol!)