Completely historically inaccurate! Everyone knows died after being attacked by a horde of extremely rare English piranha while he was skinny dipping in the River Thames! It Pitt the Younger that choked on a chalupa!
Ah, the currents of history and synchronicity caused Cromwell’s life and death to be in precise lockstep with Mama Cass, even the death by chalupa. Thank you Ruben!
He did quite a bit of stuff to effect Irish history as well, the genocidal piece of #$#. May he be slowly roasting in the pits of hell for all eternity.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Other than those two events, he didn’t really accomplish much…
jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
His last words were, “Drink to me, drink to my health. You know, I can’t drink anymore.”
Gent almost 5 years ago
My three panel autobiography :
1. Eat
2. Sleep
3. A walk in the woods.
MD Bear Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Completely historically inaccurate! Everyone knows died after being attacked by a horde of extremely rare English piranha while he was skinny dipping in the River Thames! It Pitt the Younger that choked on a chalupa!
wrd2255 almost 5 years ago
The chalupa was brought in by the Spanish Armada.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
He was a big Party Pooper, for sure!
tim.lowell almost 5 years ago
The chalupa was also exhumed and was placed in Buckingham Palace, where it was accidentally eaten by Prince Philip.
Ed The Red Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Warts and all!
DonPoole almost 5 years ago
Ah, the currents of history and synchronicity caused Cromwell’s life and death to be in precise lockstep with Mama Cass, even the death by chalupa. Thank you Ruben!
Ubermick almost 5 years ago
He did quite a bit of stuff to effect Irish history as well, the genocidal piece of #$#. May he be slowly roasting in the pits of hell for all eternity.
jpozenel almost 5 years ago
I hope this won’t be used as an essay question on the test.