Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for June 05, 2014

He ought to start with miso soup and maybe sukiyaki. Those are more like staple Japanese foods. (But they aren’t as funny as feeding the kid sushi.)

I’ll take my sushi deep fried please

The great American condiment, catsup/ketchup.

Sushi if fine as long as it’s well done (deep fried sounds good).

Sushi is actually flavored rice balls. They wouldn’t deep fry very well. Y’all are thinking of sashimi (raw fish). (Six years of in-country experience speaking here.)

Ramen noodles are the staple in Japan from What I saw the last time I spent any time in Japan