Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for September 23, 2019

I see OBJ is still acting like a big crybaby even after the Giants traded him. Perhaps they’ll be wiser and trade Old Fart Eli to an even worse team, release him or strong arm him into retiring now that Daniel Jones is the starting QB.

I wouldn’t trade for the old Omega my dad stripped off a dead Nazi; or maybe a live one. He never explained.

Can’t these people just play the game?

Harvard Medical School says that the total cost of attendance for one year is $95,055. So that watch could pay for two years at Harvard Med. I would much rather go to graduation at Harvard Med. and jump around saying “Look at me, I paid for that.”

“Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?”

Greg Bell was running back for the Bills in the 1980s. In the locker room, he was flashing about a very expensive watch. Nose tackle Fred Smerlas showed Bell his cheap watch and told him it tells time just like his expensive watch.

You got to read between the lines. I didn’t think that wearing the watch during the game could have increase its value.

All media: When OBJ cures cancer cover him extensively. Until then, try covering some athlete who gives a rat’s ass about someone other than himself.