Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for June 08, 2022

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    Guilty Bystander  over 2 years ago

    Or when you open the car door at the vet’s office while holding a cat who’s going to be neutered. It was like he KNEW. One of my all-time favorite pets but we never saw him again…he just kept running.

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    Ricky Bennett  over 2 years ago

    Sonic boom to follow…

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    ATGMer  over 2 years ago

    Ours would run full tilt around the house twice only then would she come back in for a much needed nap…

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Aren’t you gonna catch that dog?

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    rmercer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Roughly 0.0001c

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    MS72  over 2 years ago

    You should see the delivery man run when our dogs start barkin’.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That’s sorta like the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    “Exit velocity” is the dumbest baseball statistic I’ve ever heard of.

    All the players on both teams should keep bunting over and overuntil a treaty is signed agreeing never to use those words again.

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    Beauregarde65  over 2 years ago

    When i was a kid my basset hound Chester once did this the other way, running into my neighbour’s place when he opened the door. Next thing you know he was on the table eating my neighbour’s breakfast ham and eggs

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    buckman-j  over 2 years ago

    I really like “exit velocity” to explain a liner to shortstop. Suits rule

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    Plods with ...™  over 2 years ago

    Mine have had to sit and wait while I opened the door. It’s not that hard to train. Barring that, put a leash on them before you open it.

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