Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 13, 2020

That would be a feather in her cap…

The only other way outta here is to dig a pit and trap all the pygmies in it.

And then there’s still Rotten Ruby…

Bluff? Wouldn’t all the pygmies know about the three or four tall regular people in the city?

“Oh ok, happy trails, and find those two a hotel room”

And she began to sing: “I’ve got a loverly bunch of coconuts …”

Tarzan continued, “Or, instead of bluffing, I’ll just kill all of the guards like I usually do.”.

Tarzan said, here’s the bluff, we’ll all be Italian tourists, who have lost our pants: look mad and make hand gestures like this.

“Wait! I’m a Queen. Why would I want to leave?”

Love the coconut bra – backless, strapless…must be held on with Gorilla Glue.

Tarzan, do yourself a favor and let Biggim plan the escape.

Personally, I think they should put shoes on their knees and try to blend in with the pygmies.

I don’t know, Tarzan. How about you just create a distraction so the lovely couple can get away. You know, like getting yourself captured by the pygmies. Again.

Tawi is a changeable psycho running hot then cold……“You’re still alive!” monkey-faced Jimbo Biggum and she doesn’t even ask about skewered Weera! Sailor-Boy Kulp is still lurking about with the counterfeit Blood Ruby in his pants………alongside a bumpy green Kosher pickle.

“And gate our way past the village bluffs…”

Having dispatched the world’s tallest pygmy and saved the helpless ape-man, Jim Biggim now rescues his gal and plans their escape while pretending to heed the hapless boob in a loincloth so as not to hurt his feelings.

Tawi: “Oh, you ARE alive! Some parts more than others!”

They walk out into the village of pygmies and Tarzan whispers “Blend in!”