Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 18, 2022

Be polite. Introduce yourself first.

Breakfast, the best meal of the day……

Nice leopard. And this Tarzan not bloodthirsty like old one. Or maybe he not kill big cat on Sunday as it day off.

That’s one crowded tree.

Hopefully we’ll get the story about why she’s wandering around a random part of Africa without packing a sack lunch.

Said to the tune of the Who song used on CSI:

Back from vacation, no yum yum glasses to chew, not interested.

So some babe…uh, woman in a ripped top and tight shorts is lost in the jungle for no reason.

Kind of find it hard to believe a cat that hasn’t eaten in three days is going to be run of by a shot to the head with a piece of fruit.

Well, they’ll pelt you when you’re trying to be so good

They’ll pelt you just like they said they would

They’ll pelt you when you’re trying to go home

And they’ll pelt you when you’re there all alone

But I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get pelted

Tarzan hasn’t eaten in 4 days, I hope he begins with Patricia Yng!!

“I am Tarzan, Lord of Throwing Fruit!”

Weren’t you paying attention Ms. Yng? The Narrator just said he’s “the Lord of the Apes”!