I’m more concerned with Jane’s reaction to the doctor wanting to ask questions. She looks like she doesn’t want to answer them. Could she be responsible for Tarzan’s coma? Maybe he finally got the bill for the shopping spree she went on in Nairobi however many years it’s been.
Tarzan’s all stopped-up from his jungle diet, so a full laxative and colonoscopy is highly recommended….any decent voodoo “doctor” can tell you that! Have “fun” drinking that stuff!!
SHAKEDOWNCITY 7 months ago
“History mystery.”
BigDaveGlass 7 months ago
“I’ll need the truth”. Nice bedside manner. I think we have found the prototype for Dr. House……
LawrenceS 7 months ago
Oh yeah, and he’s going to believe a word of it?
joe piglet Premium Member 7 months ago
It all started on a banana boat.
Gent 7 months ago
Well it all begans when he had bright idea of trying to kills a crocodile god!
Gent 7 months ago
Oh John? Who John?
SKJAM! Premium Member 7 months ago
“I mean, I’ve watched all the movies, and I am pretty sure they’re exaggerated hooey.”
Out of the Past 7 months ago
We haven’t found the reason for the coma but we think it was caused by being trapped in the Sunday comic strip where nothing happens.
prrdh 7 months ago
He was playing monkey-see, monkey-do when the simian he was imitating had a stroke.
Tachyon the Samurai 7 months ago
So the Tarzan story has all been a dream of Lord Graystone?
Polsixe 7 months ago
Well, he’s older than he looks…
tarnsman 7 months ago
I’m more concerned with Jane’s reaction to the doctor wanting to ask questions. She looks like she doesn’t want to answer them. Could she be responsible for Tarzan’s coma? Maybe he finally got the bill for the shopping spree she went on in Nairobi however many years it’s been.
profkatz 7 months ago
Tarzan’s all stopped-up from his jungle diet, so a full laxative and colonoscopy is highly recommended….any decent voodoo “doctor” can tell you that! Have “fun” drinking that stuff!!