The monthly newsletter from our mayor was enclosed with the utilities bill. It was one of the more idiotic ones. He started by going on and on about how hot and dry it is here; how dangerous fireworks are. Good so far, right?
Then he goes on and on saying “Whereas this and whereas that…” all about the dangers of private fireworks.
As I was reading, I kept thinking, great – this town finally gets it and is abolishing personal fireworks.
I was wrong. The second part says you can set them of for several days before and after the 4th. And, for several days before and after the 24th (July 24 is momon day in Utah. It’s actually a real holiday. The Catholics don’t get one. The Methodists don’t get one. And certainly the Jews don’t get one)
I told Brad I want to write a letter to the mayor and tell him to grow a pair, man up and make the darn things illegal.
The monthly newsletter from our mayor was enclosed with the utilities bill. It was one of the more idiotic ones. He started by going on and on about how hot and dry it is here; how dangerous fireworks are. Good so far, right?
Then he goes on and on saying “Whereas this and whereas that…” all about the dangers of private fireworks.
As I was reading, I kept thinking, great – this town finally gets it and is abolishing personal fireworks.
I was wrong. The second part says you can set them of for several days before and after the 4th. And, for several days before and after the 24th (July 24 is momon day in Utah. It’s actually a real holiday. The Catholics don’t get one. The Methodists don’t get one. And certainly the Jews don’t get one)
I told Brad I want to write a letter to the mayor and tell him to grow a pair, man up and make the darn things illegal.