Ten Cats by Graham Harrop for January 17, 2024

Listen..Jack…go to SWMBO and tell her that Chesney di it. She has no reason to suspect you, but a kazillion reasons to suspect Ches.

Thank you friends for my Birthday wishes. My daughter and I did our favorite thing, we went to Goodwill. I got 3 tee shirts and a pretty green coffee mug. And yes I do wear tee shirts from Goodwill. They were a designer brand, I’m not dumb! Then we went to JoAnns and rummaged through the 80% off Christmas stuff. Hamburgers at In-N-Out and that was my day. I wasn’t in the mood for fancy.

Who has dirty paws?

Why that dirty turncoat. So much for being partners in crime and other suspicious activities. Jack needs to put a lot of distance between him and that rotter of a blame deflector.

Just because the “ayes” have it, that doesn’t force Jack to confess. Jack just needs to “confess” to Lily that he knows that Chesney did it. Let Chesney try to squirm his way out of that!

Today is:

BEN FRANKLIN DAY

POPEYE® THE SAILOR MAN DAY. Popeye is 95!

NATIONAL CLASSY DAY

NATIONAL BOOTLEGGER’S DAY

NATIONAL HOT BUTTERED RUM DAY

From yesterday’s comments to daleandkristen who asked how many cats fit on my lap. I think the most I’ve had (speaking just of adult cats) was either 4 or 5 at once. Maybe more if they were kittens. Technically, I would have 2 or 3 on my lap and 2 others draped over my shoulders while I’m leaning back in the reclining chair. But it’s funny – yesterday, I only had one at a time. Maybe because I didn’t sit for long stretches of time. I was up doing some house cleaning. Hmmmm, I wonder when (or if) there is a National Clean Out Your Closet Day? I cleaned out a closet yesterday. Funny how just rearranging stuff in the closet can create so much extra space.

Chez just lost his best and only friend.

We may never see Jack again.

Really, Chesney? Throwing your best friend under the bus? I hope he tells Lily you did it in retaliation.

More giggling…….

Wouldn’t it be much more satisfying to have a squirrel take the rap?

Am concerned that the other 8 cats all said AYE to that proposal.

Really?

Oliver and Woof too?

Democratically chosen scapecat.

That was quick :D

FREE ELDO!

That was mean of Chesney to force Jack to face Lily’s wrath. Maybe now, jack will see what a rotten friend Chesney is. (Thaen again, maybe not.) On another note, saw two varied thrushes, a chickadee, eight geese, and a wren while out walking today.