Ten Cats by Graham Harrop for March 14, 2024

Why should I run when I can kick your fuzzy a$$ all over the place, you big disgrace ?

That’s our Jack, the consummate con artist.

The Weatherlady said that tree pollen is at an all time high. Guess who has a scratchy throat and eyes and is sneezing every 2 minutes. I hate Spring.

Got enough for a case of salmon as long as YOU lug it on home!!

I can’t buy you a whole case, but I’d be willing to give you the can of salmon I have in my cupboard.

Today is:

NATIONAL PI DAY. I like PIE better. Especially chocolate cream pie!

NATIONAL WRITE YOUR STORY DAY. That’s funny. I was planning on working on my book today. It’s Kevin’s birthday in my story. I already wrote stuff for that chapter, but I didn’t like how it was coming out, so I cut it out (but I saved it in a separate document in case I change my mind). Then I wrote some different stuff but I didn’t care for that either, so I cut it out and saved it to a different document. Now I’m doing a third scenario for Kevin’s birthday and I think I like this one better than the other two. I almost have enough words for a book (it’s almost as long as my first book), but I have not figured out an ending to my story. But, first things first. I have to finish the chapter on Kevin’s birthday.

NATIONAL POTATO CHIP DAY. I have a nearly empty bag of potato chips. I will finish those off today in honor of this day.

NATIONAL CHILDREN’S CRAFT DAY

NATIONAL LEARN ABOUT BUTTERFLIES DAY

How many fish in a case?

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a case of salmon today………..it doesn’t matter how fast she can run, as long as it’s faster than Jack.

This is very true. Especially when they’re waiting outside a closed door.

Hand over the catnip and no one gets hurt.

She might just give him what he wants to shut him up.

I am LOLing!

Little did Jack know but that she always carried a chihuahua in her hand bag when she left the house, just for situations like this one!

And this is why Jack is merely a whisker behind Ches in the running for the Most Evil Cat Alive!

A plea for help in Nashville TN area:

If you know of anybody in the Nashville TN area who has room for outdoor, 1-year old feral, and fixed cats (3 total, 2 bonded) I am trying to rehome some from my complex before I move. Especially pertinent now as I suspect a new-to-me cat is pregnant. I want to catch her, but know I’ll only catch the ‘tamed’ ones. They would likely make great garage or shed cats! They do come up to me, but are still skittish so I do not pet them.

Thank you in advance, I can be reached through here.

FREE ELDO!

Those are some interesting questions. Don’t know if they should be answered, though. On another note, saw two varied thrushes, a spotted towhee, five chickadees, a woodpecker, two nuthatches, four robins, two ravens, and a wren while out walking today.