Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 06, 2018

#missingeverything#momneedsupervision

Jiggle the doorknob until she lets you in, Mittens.

#youcannotpeewithoutmeeeee!

One must monitor and make sure the evil water thing releases you from it’s grip! (or so my cat believes)

Angie were you peeking in my bathroom? This scenario sounds like my House.

Works both ways, Mittens…

Stick your paw under the door and scratch

Angie, #tmi (my very first hashtag!).

Mitty the Pervert!

#iseeparisfrancemamasunderpants

I usually have to forcibly eject Maverick from the bathroom first thing in the morning. Sometimes I swear he does it for the joy of seeing me try to do it before I put my leg on.