Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for January 17, 2019

Mittens would make a great cat model!

Oh, face palm. roflol

TMI mitty

That was a LOL.

You may not be a cat model but you are a model cat.

#workitMittens

#wellPOOP

#walkinthecatwalk

Pure class, Mittens, pure class.

I could hear some lines Right said Fred’s song “‘Cause I’m a model, you know what I mean…I shake my little tush on the catwalk.” “I’m too sexy for my cat.” No you’re not.

My girls always come running and meowing to me when they have dingleberries on their butt unless it is at night and I am already in bed, then they just stick their butt in my face and meow saying, “Mommy, clean my a$$ for me NOW!”

Even cat models get dingleberries at times.

Well, that dingleberry line was … random.

Made me laugh, though.