Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for June 17, 2021

But, Mitty. You could just stick it to them all if you go around the ’hood.

#mittenshascoldpaws

Sitting up high in his chariot, I think the Mittens could warn off the evil squirrels with his tough growls. On the other hand, I don’t think anything would stop Drunk Patty from trying to climb into the chariot.

#peoplewatching

open the door open the door open the door, scratches the door, open the door. I open the door my cat goes and lays under my desk. This has been a test of the emergency open the door system, you almost failed.

This is so cat.

Really Mittens, so you think tough cats ride around in strollers? The real tough cats will see you and laugh.

You should enjoy your fancy chariot whilst you can, Mittens. It’s only a matter of time before Drunk Patty breaks the axle either with her butt, or loading it with too many cases of bourbon. Once Stumpy gets to hear about it, he’ll probably wrap it around a tree after a ’nipped up joyride. Swing low, sweet chariot.

Baby steps.

Sounds good to me.

Mittens, you’re too tough to be a fraidy cat.