Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 05, 2021

#youreyesarequitegreenmitty

But Mittens, you might pick up some “cute tricks” to use on Mama later, for liver treats.

Cute, Mitty. Nimitz used to fetch rattle mice and drop them in my hand to throw across the apartment again.

So funny, so true!

#wantsnuggles

I had a cat who would bring me a ball. I’d throw it; she’d bring it back. I’d throw it; she’d bring it halfway back. The next time a quarter of the way back … an eighth. I finally figured out she was teaching me to fetch.

I’d kinda like to see video footage of Mama surprising Mittens with a cucumber …