Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for November 14, 2023

#eatandrunandhide

Miss Kitty, my dearly departed tuxie girl loved popcorn. I never minded sharing with her so long as she didn’t try to stick her furry little face directly into my popcorn bowl.

Let’s not jump to conclusions, Angie. Maybe the floor ate it.

Ah yes, Mitty the philosopher. He thinks, therefore he is…or something:-)

That’ll be two pieces of popcorn for providing floor-cleaning service.

Our clowder had the “Zoomies” last night/early this morning. At least one of them was running up and down the stairs. Or maybe falling down the stairs.

Any food that falls on the floor belongs to Mittens. He assumes you weren’ t going to eat it anyway

He must have been sitting there waiting for it.

Mittens is in a Pyrrhonian mood.

My cats will eat small bits of popcorn.

#ItsTheSalt

Talk about Fast Food.

ZIP!!!

Zoomies on a bare floor is amusing to watch. Monroe especially skids a lot.

Really, Angie, Mittens kindly and thoughtfully helps with the housework and you complain.