That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 15, 2012

Smoking what?

But Lord, the tabbacco giveth much pleasure…

“You may partake of any flora and fauna in the garden – but THAT is MY private stash and you may not partake of it.”

And no drinks over 16 ounces, either.

Uh… that’s where they poked her to see if she was done when she was being made?

But she’s always smokin’. Smokin’ hot!

Modestly enlarged image can be found at the only work by this artist, so far, to appear in Mr. Melcher’s blog. It is a cropped image of the full painting (see below) that I could find no where else on the web.Garden of Eden (link shows Wikipedia page) is described by its current-location page (different coloration image, Google translated). Enlarged image can be found here. Other different coloration images can be found here (Google translated) and here (which says it’s a different version of this painting). Click the image at each location for an interactive enlargement. The artist’s WIkipedia page and collection.

The belly-button was there so she could attach the fig leaf. The garden was not zoned for full frontal nudity.

If God made Adam in his own image and God is wearing clothes, why is Adam standing there naked?

Those look to be very large rats. What kind of ‘eden’ is this?

“… And don’t let me catch you near my apple tree, neither!”

No, no! God is saying, ‘Watch your butts!’

Adam with nicely barbered hair. . .um, , who’s the barber? Ah well, when illustrating metaphorical stories, I guess it doesn’t matter.

A girlfriend once asked me if I smoked after sex and I said, “I’m not sure. Let’s do it and I’ll check.”

The government tells people that using a particular plant product will be hazardous to their health. A private entity tells them using it will make them sophisticated. People use the product and suffer the consequences. Is it right or wrong for the government to punish the private entity?

I guess they were one toke over the line.

And lookit the buns on Adam.