That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 19, 2018

Why you shouldn’t shout fire in a theater.

“What a sausage party! Where are all the chicks?”

Movie goers realize they’re showing Black Panther instead of 50 Shades of Gray.

Hoof-Hearted

Usher in New York announcing that he has a message for Joe.

" Who’s got the x#@*^!$# cellphone ? "

Made me laugh!

This is a good one with good comments!

As they all looked the wrong way, the fire behind them raged…

Someone almost famous tried to slide into his seat just before curtain, but…..

You know, when someone locks the stage doors we really don’t have a choice but to come in from the back.

You know, when someone locks the stage doors we really don’t have a choice but to come in from the back.

You know, when someone locks the stage doors we really don’t have a choice but to come in from the back.

Intermission at a 1885 Comédie-Française premiere: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Edouard_Dantan_Un_Entracte_%C3%A0_la_Com%C3%A9die-Fran%C3%A7aise_un_soir_de_premi%C3%A8re,_en_1885.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

https://books.google.com/books?id=rK9FAQAAMAAJ&pg=PA318#v=onepage&q&f=false 

http://www.iment.com/maida/family/mother/vicars/edouarddantan.htm 

both have info about this artist. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2015/09/23?comments=visible 

has the prior strip, which sadly, though my comment text is there with the line breaks removed, its 13 hyperlinks remain inactive. &?@#!#%&!

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1889 (February 18, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“Phantom” just arrived in the lobby.

“They’ve run out of popcorn! Riot!”

“Other than that, how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?”

good, someone shot the president, about time.

And the race for the Men’s room is on!

Bad things happen when you yell, “Opera” at a crowded house fire!