That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 20, 2018

Maja was shocked when she received a letter from her fiancé with a picture of him dressed as a seminarian.

Laughing at the Tindr rejects.

“Such a fine mark. We’ll take him for everything he’s got.”

“This is a nice picture of me for an audition photo. Now if they’d just get around to inventing motion pictures.”

That seems to be a picture of a woman…I can see her bustle!

“I’ve heard from this one before…. she’s really a 75 year old man.”

Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!

Oh my!!! He dresses like an old man!!!

It was costly; having to trade her Jumbo Schoeneck and Shorty Fuller. But by acquiring Cannonball Titcomb’s rookie season, Emma had finally completed her baseball card collection.

Same as today. “All of the good ones are taken.”

Early failed attempt at sexting.

Love: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ferenczy_Love_1893.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary, though the method may have changed in newer versions – instead of announcing, above the displayed page, the foreign language it recognized in the page, and giving you the translate options, now to the left of the star Bookmark icon in the address bar, it has a Gx type icon to click for translate options, when it recognizes a foreign language in the page) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://oxfordindex.oup.com/view/10.1093/benz/9780199773787.article.B00062968 

https://budapestaukcio.hu/ferenczy-jozsef/festo 

http://www.kieselbach.hu/artist/ferenczy_-jozsef_481 

all have sparse info about this artist (the last 2 in Hungarian; Chrome can automatically translate per above), perhaps in addition to what’s indirectly pointed to by the first URL. Perhaps those who read Hungarian can find more (I couldn’t, that Chrome could automatically translate, even with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions/). This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1936 (April 19, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

I felt a lot more certain of my affections before he sent me a picture of his mother.

“I won’t say it again, Elizabeth: get your own tablet.”

“I’ve won a scholarship from Trump U. ! Now I’ve just gotta borrow $25,000…”

mother and daughter in love with same guy.

When the photo of Richard arrived, Clarice had no idea she had received a Dick Pic.