That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 13, 2019

Someone about to join the Me too movement.

“That’s not what I meant by saying to do it doggy style.”

Baby needs to fix that rash on top of her head.

“Ah, well yes, it’s been lovely, but, um, I’ll just be going now.”

He said, “Wilt thou?” and…she wilted!

“Oh, so it’s really like a little sausage.”

A “no dress” code.

“OK, it’s my turn to wear the dress now.”

“Er…Sarah Connor??? Er, yeah that’s me! Er, yeah this is 1984!”

“Me and You and a dog named Blue!!!”

“No “shimmy up me like a tree” does not sound exciting at all."

Artist to male model: “That’s it—the elbow and the knee placement are perfect!”

Tom sucked at strip poker.

Nobody puts Baby in a skull cap.

OK. You see mine. Now show me yours.

“Look, I’m naked, Phil. I’m down here. Now get out of that toga dress thingy and let’s get things started.”

Put on your clothes and give me back my wig.

Come sit with me and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

You don’t get to see anything until she sees the money.

I know this is only a dream. but please stay a lot longer.

and the itsy bitsy spider climbed up your water spout

Apparently it went on for a while. Check out https://www.alamy.com/bouguereau-william-l-idylle-image221630540.html and https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bouguereau_-Les_premiers_bijoux,1891.jpg before he got naked.

“So you forgot both the picnic basket AND your pants, Herbie ? Sounds fishy to me”.

“It was consentual”

A quick moment of bliss, thinking of delights to come and then her parents came home.

Pretty, pretty please…with sugar on it? Sweets for my sweetie…

Idyll: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Idylle_W-A_Bouguereau.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly A1 paper size painting. Other versions has the strip coloration.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/bouguereau_adolphe_william.html 

http://www.sai.msu.su/cjackson/bouguereau/bouguereau_bio.htm 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/b/bouguere/biograph.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/william-adolphe-bouguereau 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/william-adolphe-bouguereau/ 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=380 

http://www.all-art.org/history400-1.html 

http://www.williambouguereau.org/biography/ 

http://www.hoocher.com/William_Bouguereau/william_bouguereau.htm 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/7 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist. So far, 14 works (15 times, including 1 repeat) by him have been used here. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/05/17?comments=visible 

has the prior work (my comment there included 6 of the artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2137 (February 12, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“Get your filthy hands off of me, you da*n dirty ape”

“I know it’s your birthday, but I think you should wear a different suit.”

They still have time to make reservations at the world’s first nudist restaurant in Paris before it closes for good on Saturday!

https://www.maxim.com/news/nude-restaurant-in-paris-closing-2019-1

Now don’t you feel silly about making fun of my long toes?

This isn’t what I meant by ‘fore play’.

but Mary it’s 1850, time for the new way to dress, take off all that cloth.

Never mind the price, dude – it’s a good piece of schmatters.

She knows something that he doesn’t know. That daddy is coming home early and will kill him when he sees him naked, which she is hoping for.

No pants? No problem!